Thursday, June 4, 2009
Once upon a time, there was a cow who wanted to jump over the moon. So he called the Wonderpets. The Wonderpets gave the cow Rocket Boots. The cow flew over the moon. Then the Wonderpets demanded $2 million for the rocket boots.So the cow went to Bank of America and drained his bank account dry. Then he couldn't pay for his house.So Bank of America foreclosed.Then the cow became a professional criminal. So the cow stole every penny the Wonderpets had.(But forgot the dimes, nickels, quarters, and bills.) Well, so much for professional.Then he got arrested at Bank of America for depositing the Wonderpets' pennies. He spent the rest of his life in prison scrubbing floors and doing laundry.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Inside everyone's nose lives a sharp toothed snail. If you stick your finger up,he may bite your nail off.Stick it farther up inside and he might bite your ring off. Stick it farther up inside, and might bite the whole darn thing off. Moral:Don't pick your nose.