Thursday, June 4, 2009

Foreclosure, pennies, rocket boots, and Wonderpets

  Once upon a time, there was a cow who wanted to jump over the moon. So he called the Wonderpets. The Wonderpets gave the cow Rocket Boots. The cow flew over the moon. Then the Wonderpets demanded  $2 million for the rocket boots.So the cow went to Bank of America and drained his bank account dry. Then he couldn't pay for his house.So Bank of America foreclosed.Then the cow became a professional criminal. So the cow stole every  penny the Wonderpets had.(But forgot the dimes, nickels, quarters, and bills.) Well, so much for professional.Then he got arrested at Bank of America for depositing the Wonderpets' pennies.  He spent the rest of his life in prison scrubbing floors and doing laundry.

The weird hinpogeruin post

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

MarioKart for Wii


Sunday, June 8, 2008

A poem: sharp toothed snail (carnivorous snailus)

Inside everyone's nose lives a sharp toothed snail. If you stick your finger up,he may bite your nail off.Stick it farther up inside and he might bite your ring off. Stick it farther up inside, and might bite the whole darn thing off. Moral:Don't pick your nose.

HP #6

HP 6 is pretty cool.The End.Just kidding.HP 6 is sad.That's all I can say without giving the whole stinkin' book away.Darn.And for future reference,HP is Harry Potter,not horsepowee, I mean horsepower.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

A poem: Bob

Bob is you, Bob is me, Bob is even a monkey!Bob's that guy over there,Bob's that man freefallin' through the air!Now the world's going nuts, 'cause yesterday,Bob got hit by a truck!!!

Monday, March 17, 2008

I am sorry for no posts.

I am sorry for no posts.I could not remember my password.THAT A GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE FOR YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sorry.I went nuts on that sentence.